June 2011
4 posts
Bold Yin
- YOU: So, what's this Bold Yin stuff you posted last night, you big sexy bastard?
- ME: Bold Yin is my new baby. It's also Robert Florence and Joanne Daly's baby.
- YOU: Robert Florence, the other guy out of Burnistoun?
- ME: Yes.
- YOU: He's not as sexy as you. On screen or off.
- ME: I don't think you needed to say that.
- YOU: But I had to. Anyway, what do you mean 'baby?'
- ME: It's our new company.
- YOU: Company? Will you be making fish fingers?
- ME: No. Why the fuck would fish fingers be the first thing you asked out about?
- YOU: My daddy is the fish finger king of Europe. Family business. I couldn't bare it if he went to war with one of my all-time heroes, you sexy fuck.
- ME: Your daddy's fish finger empire is safe. For now.
- YOU: So, no fish fingers?
- ME: No fish related products of any kind.
- YOU: That's a relief. My daddy would probably have had your kneecaps shot out.
- ME: Do you want to know about Bold Yin or not?
- YOU: Yes.
- ME: Well, the easiest thing is just to go to http://www.boldyin.com
- YOU: Why should I do this?
- ME: If you're an artist or a writer or a comedian or a photographer or a director or a designer or you just like making things then we'd like you to get involved.
- YOU: What if I'm none of those things?
- ME: Then we're going to be making lots of stuff that we'll want you to see. So you should still have a look.
- YOU: I'll visit the website then.
- ME: Good.
- YOU: ......................................
- ME: ........................................
- YOU: ......................................
- ME: Why are you just staring at me like that?
- YOU: Because I want you to fuck me.
- ME: I can't, that's my bus.
Here Mate.
Where I practice how to approach a guy.
